Nigeria’s Women Affinity For Cucumber

Cucumber is a widely cultivated plant in the gourd family. It is the fourth most cultivated vegetable in the world and known to be one of the best foods for body’s overall health. It is often referred to as a super food. Rehydration and replenishment of daily vitamins, skin and hair care are some of the health benefits of cucumber.

It fights cancers, relieves bad breath, works as hangover cure, aids in weight loss and digestion, cures diabetes, reduces cholesterol and controls blood pressure.

Those were the hitherto known reason shoppers go for the vegetable in the market.

However, it would appear that cucumber has a more interesting attraction for some women.

The use of cucumber among ladies for sexual plays instead of the male sexual organ has been on the increase, which makes ladies who wish to buy the plant for the sake of making salad or for some other health benefits, a suspect of lesbianism and other sexual rascality.

This, perhaps, have be seen as cheap alternative or replacement for manhood and popular intimacy gadgets.

Recent discovery has proved that people who eat cucumbers, bananas, carrots and hot dogs among others, are actually eating potential
intimacy gadgets. The popular vegetable is now the commonest item found among women for penetrative plays.

Before now, cucumber is viewed as a vegetable fruit mainly eaten raw or used in making salad but today, such vegetables is found more useful by women for more intimate functions and instrument for sexual satisfaction. Therefore, eat a cucumber in a lady’s refrigerator could just be a intimacy gadget.

Sequel to this disclosure, some ladies are beginning to shy away from buying cucumber in order not to be touted lesbians.

“After hearing Chidinma’s scandal, when I went to the popular Mile 12 Market in Lagos to buy salad items for my friend’s child dedication, I was forced to buy in large quantity, more than what I needed, just to clear any suspicion that I might be using it for sexual purposes,” said Ray Ojugo, a house wife.

The suspicion was more when it dawn on Nigerians that women now use cucumber as a intimacy gadgets. The video that went viral in the social media, showing a Nigerian’s beauty queen, Chidinma Okeke, and her friends Ada, in ‘cucumber sex action’ has also increased this suspicion.

Also, a female student of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) was caught trying to do a quickie on herself with a small cucumber recently. But the plant broke in the course of the action and stuck inside her private part.

When she cried out for help as she bled profusely, she was rushed to the medical centre, where doctors demanded consent of her parents before a surgery could be done to remove the piece of cucumber in her vagina. Instead of waiting to be treated, she ran away from the hospital.

But the big question here is ‘does cucumber give the same sexual desire as joystick? Does a toy or vibrator supply the same desire, which is the reason for sex in the first place? What do people think the role of sex is, when it seems sometimes, a battery operated vibrator and refrigerated cucumber would do?

Cucumber, carrot, banana can hurt vaginal lining – Medical experts

In the words of Dr. Perry Iloegbunam, with sharp frictions, cucumber and any of these improvised intimacy gadgets can really hurt the delicate vaginal lining. It’s therefore, not safe to use any of these improvised intimacy gadgets. Cucumber, especially cannot withstand pressure when the lady is on top of the game. It can break right inside there and will require a clinical surgery for it to be removed.
He added: “Of course, there is the case of sexually transmitted diseases and infections. Cucumber has some chemical compounds in it that will not be tolerant to the walls of the vagina. Carrot is worse of it all, as the friction and pressure makes it to peel inside the body.

“Please do not stick fruits or vegetable plants in your vagina. Even if you clean such objects, you should not put plant down inside.

Ever peeps on medical information will tell you just to put a condom on it, but you know what else you could do? Get a vibrator instead of wasting a perfectly good cucumber meant for a salad.”

Speaking on the same side effects, Dr. David Sobel said, “First, if you are worried about sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), you must be rest assured that you can’t get an STD from masturbation. Masturbation in and of itself, does not cause disease. That is to say it’s still a good idea to avoid irritating and hurting your genital area when you masturbate.

“I encourage you to wash your hands before and after touching yourself, and don’t put anything sharp or dirty near your vagina or anus. You should always be careful with those parts of your body but you don’t need to be afraid to explore your body. It’s healthy and normal to touch yourself.

“Many ladies, who go for cucumber and other improvised plants, do that because they are cheaper than vibrators. It’s also available at all times and people will not suspect any person who buys cucumber in the market. ”

There are many different reasons that people use intimacy gadgets. Some people use them for lack of a sexual partner or because their partner is not able to satisfy them. The pleasure from intimacy gadgets is different from that of a partner however, so many people also use them to get both and not only one of them, for example, during sexual intercourse vibrators are used additionally.

However, not only the females use cucumber as intimacy gadgets. Men who use it as intimacy gadgets shop for the biggest and fattest cucumber, cut it in half, scoop out the seeds to accommodate the hard-on and plunge right in!